Car repair in exchange for?? (san jose east)

Certified mechanic of 10 years, i offer car repair in exchange for what you have to offer to barter/trade.
I'm interested in electronics, tools, or massage from women only.
Let me know what you have.
Thanks.
- engine diagnostic - engine tune up - brake service - power steering - air conditioning - flat tires - locked car - no start - flat tire - over heating - rough idling engine - reading trouble code reply with phone number for fastest response.
Thanks