$1,480,000 / 4br - 3000ft2 - i can owner finance anybody into my home bad or no credit ok (sunnyvale)

i can owner finance anybody into my home .
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bad or no credit ok .
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new to usa or no ein or social security card ok.
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even if self employed or hard to prove income is Ok too.
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this house is 4 bed room 3 bath in Sunnyvale and as long as you have a reasonable down payment thats all i need.
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interest rates as low as 2% i have more than one house for sale so call me show contact info im a local guy dont worry i realize that sometimes bad things happens to good people.
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whatever you do for gods sake dont keep paying off your landlords home loan.
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call me show contact info if im in a meeting or driving and i dont pick up just leave a call back number thanx ps if i cant finance you ill give you 50$.
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thats how confident i am that i can do it